tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13684790.post113878715503279754..comments2023-11-05T05:28:34.444-07:00Comments on Voice of Reason: See these stairs? They're going to feature in this story.Nemesishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00110470182822628791noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13684790.post-45889085490932141762018-09-29T05:07:20.861-06:002018-09-29T05:07:20.861-06:00Have you just received your new HSBC card and you&...<br />Have you just received your new HSBC card and you're looking for a way to go about the activation<br /> <br /><a href="https://cardsactivation.com/debenhams-card-activation//" rel="nofollow"> debenhams-card-activation </a><br />onlinesurveyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14773056545013519940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13684790.post-1138924508733835512006-02-02T16:55:00.000-07:002006-02-02T16:55:00.000-07:00Oh sweetie Banana, I'm so sorry! Stupid curb. And ...Oh sweetie Banana, I'm so sorry! Stupid curb. And you were wearing such a pretty skirt that night!Nemesishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00110470182822628791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13684790.post-1138918419709791872006-02-02T15:13:00.000-07:002006-02-02T15:13:00.000-07:00So - I didn't tell you sooner as my pride was hurt...So - I didn't tell you sooner as my pride was hurt but seeing as we're telling painful stories ...<BR/><BR/>Do you remember when I came over to your's last week - well... <BR/><BR/>I parked my car on the kerb and presently forgot so that when I got out of the car and started walking I found myself flying through the air and landing face first in the road! Good job it was dark and there were no cars coming!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Hence me taking so long in the bathroom when I came in - I was cleaning up my knees! Still got the scabs!<BR/><BR/>So you're definately not the only one!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13684790.post-1138912642799235622006-02-02T13:37:00.000-07:002006-02-02T13:37:00.000-07:00Hee. Tanner, I'm still giggling over the "I Fell P...Hee. Tanner, I'm still giggling over the "I Fell Pretty" song.<BR/><BR/>John, don't you forget that I CAN GET TO ABERYSTWYTH!!! Also, I tried to grab the handrail. It didn't work.<BR/><BR/>Savvymom, I'm sure that was it.<BR/><BR/>Thanks, Kelly! I have a doozy of a bruise on my thigh today--it kind of looks like somebody went after me with a baseball bat. But I'm sure it's nothing that a night of cheese, Southern food, and sushi at your place couldn't cure! ;-)<BR/><BR/>Cici, good call on the hands. And no worries, that girl probably ended up dropping out.<BR/><BR/>Redlaw, it's too bad we weren't there when Cicada fell. We could've tag-teamed that girl. You couldn've punched her while I said mean things about her.<BR/><BR/>Seriously, Hass! I'm glad I made you laugh, though.<BR/><BR/>Your ex IS stupid, Daltongirl. It sure is a good thing you divorced him so you could eventually marry TSMITW.<BR/><BR/>Are you pear-shaped now, Limon? (pause) Bwah hah haahahahah! Okay, sorry.<BR/><BR/>Anything to make you laugh, April. I'll go head-first next time, ok? :-)Nemesishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00110470182822628791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13684790.post-1138908753214931072006-02-02T12:32:00.000-07:002006-02-02T12:32:00.000-07:00hahahahahahahaBeauty = pain.hahahahahahaha<BR/><BR/>Beauty = pain.Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02363320894528126629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13684790.post-1138908593446747282006-02-02T12:29:00.000-07:002006-02-02T12:29:00.000-07:00I have distict memories of tumbling down the stair...I have distict memories of tumbling down the stairs as a child. A lot. Maybe I was just really top heavy. Not anymore.Limonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04591477089620612894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13684790.post-1138848612161375262006-02-01T19:50:00.000-07:002006-02-01T19:50:00.000-07:00I fell pretty! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!And you shoul...I fell pretty! <BR/><BR/>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!<BR/><BR/>And you should probably sue someone. <BR/><BR/>It could have been worse. Exhusband's brother went out with this really classy girl one time who fell down the stairs in a mini skirt. That's when everyone discovered she wasn't wearing any underwear. So she got up, announced to the watching crowd, "You've seen my crotch, now have a nice life," and walked away. Exhusband and his brother think this is the funniest story they have ever heard/told. Perhaps if I had known this BEFORE I married Exhusband, I would have seen the red flag a little more clearly.daltongirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16307904950109679631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13684790.post-1138834136200241022006-02-01T15:48:00.000-07:002006-02-01T15:48:00.000-07:00Thanks for making me laugh to myself like a crazy ...Thanks for making me laugh to myself like a crazy lady in the computer lab. That totally makes my day! Especially since one of my students is in here.<BR/><BR/>Also, I hope that your left butt heals quickly. Nothing like a chafed bum to make going to school unbearable.Mrs. Hass-Barkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07410372564594385895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13684790.post-1138833010091166272006-02-01T15:30:00.000-07:002006-02-01T15:30:00.000-07:00Cicada,I would have sucker-punched that girl - all...Cicada,<BR/>I would have sucker-punched that girl - all the while, still laughing....but that's just me.redlawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07339550336719689525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13684790.post-1138832163716308152006-02-01T15:16:00.000-07:002006-02-01T15:16:00.000-07:00The Walrus,But she had slick hands, too, so that w...The Walrus,<BR/>But she had slick hands, too, so that wouldn't have helped her.<BR/><BR/>Nem,<BR/>I fell down the stairs at school once, travelling down the whole staircase on my knees. Once I got to the bottom and started laughing (it was laugh or cry, laugh or cry) a girl looked at me and commented to her friend,"I <I>hate</I> stupid people." So at least you're stupid too, now, for falling down the stairs.Cicadahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14992280321382438701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13684790.post-1138820430439095242006-02-01T12:00:00.000-07:002006-02-01T12:00:00.000-07:00Thank you! You just confirmed that I'm not a comp...Thank you! You just confirmed that I'm not a complete doof. You maybe have read that I keep falling down my stairs. Well I lotion up my feet every single day and they're always slick. Hope your bruises heal quickly!Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03573340707827029537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13684790.post-1138803189779351972006-02-01T07:13:00.000-07:002006-02-01T07:13:00.000-07:00I hope your left butt is ok. Last time I put somet...I hope your left butt is ok. Last time I put something like that on my feet I decided to hold the handrail while going down.<BR/><BR/><BR/>....<BR/><BR/><BR/>HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA<BR/><BR/>*sigh*Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888474965039594531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13684790.post-1138802422661109822006-02-01T07:00:00.000-07:002006-02-01T07:00:00.000-07:00Did you do something evil to the staircase, Maybe ...Did you do something evil to the staircase, Maybe it's revenge. You should take that "I fell pretty dance" to disney. They'd probably make another mary poppins obsesed with beauty and four billion songs lasting four hours each, And no dialogue. Nice prayer by the way.TannerJ5https://www.blogger.com/profile/13809185346215944431noreply@blogger.com