I am a healthy and self-actualized individual

Awhile back Cicada set me up with a very nice guy. We went out a few times and, although he eventually decided not to pursue anything with me, he was perfectly lovely in every other respect. And I guess he got in touch with Cicada recently to be sure they're still okay. I heard about it later through IM.

Cicada: [Boy in question] said that he hopes he and I can still be friends.

I told him that just because he didn't choose to marry my most wonderful and perfect and lovely friend doesn't mean that he and I can't be friends.

Me: Hah hah. I was wondering if you guys were back in touch. And I'm glad that you can be so noble.

Cicada: And then I told him that you'll probably name your first cat [BiQ].

Me: Bwah hah hahah!

Cicada: And your second cat [BiQ] II.

And your third cat [BiQ] III.

Me: Yes. And then I'll get them all neutered.