Who says stealing Valium isn't a good idea?

You'll be happy to hear that I've come down somewhat from the get-impregnated-as-only-feasible-solution-to-job-quandary freakout. Still don't know exactly what I want or what I'm going to do, but no longer feel like phoning up K-Fed. Which, as I'm sure pretty much everyone out there will agree, is a positive step.

I even almost got a good night's sleep last night. It's been snowing nonstop since Saturday, and my dear landlord decided to see to our driveway for the first time since I've lived here. Unfortunately, he chose last night at 11:45, right underneath my window, as the optimum time. Which, yeah, I possibly would have made a different choice. Bit hard to fall asleep to the sweet strains of a lawn mower eating a cat.

Don't have anything funny to share today, so I hope these clips will add a bit of sparkle to your Wednesdays.



(Note: following clip contains profanity, but not, like, f-bomb profanity)