And I bet you thought I was done terrorizing the small children

But no! The work of child-terrorizing and parent-offending is never done, believe you me.

I've been offered a temporary part-time library job while I look for a permanent full-time library job. What was so nice about this one is that the people actually approached me to see if I would like some work. How often does that even happen? (Aside from those fliers on telephone poles which offer you the absolutely legitimate chance to make $125K from home, of course.)

So I'll be helping out with some story times and such a few days a week, which will be a nice way to keep my foot in the liberry door while also getting a little bit of income to pay for pedis (a necessity for married girls, I've heard) and little things like, you know, food. I've gotten a few full-time leads but you know how long these things can take. So this will be helpful in the meantime and will keep my skills and talons sharp.

And speaking of claws, watch them come out in this hilarious SNL sketch from the weekend featuring. Doesn't matter which side you're voting for, this is plain awesome and makes me have even more of a naughty girl crush on Tina Fey.


Lady Steed said... [reply]

Thanks for sharing that, very funny. Now I know I should have watched SNL instead of listening to late night NPR.

I too have a huge crush on Tina Fey. I am so excited for the new season of 30 Rock!

Azúcar said... [reply]

It was brilliant, brilliant!

Jenny said... [reply]

You should watch Baby Mama. It's not an oscar winner by any means, but they are so funny together. Also, yay for jobs.

Melanie said... [reply]

Wow, she really looks like Sarah Palin. That's great!

Science Teacher Mommy said... [reply]

Tina Fey is a dead-ringer. I'm glad I wasn't the only one hearing that funky upper-midwest accent that Sarah Palin got by way of Idaho and Alaska. Maybe it adds cred to the whole hockey mom thing to sound vague Canadian.

Science Teacher Mommy said... [reply]

vagueLY Canadian.

cooldad said... [reply]

I did a serious double take on the word "pedis" in your post. I read something different the first time, making me think you'd lost your mind. Whew!

coolmom said... [reply]

Thanks to Jenny Lynn, I watched the SNL thing yesterday, which is really funny. That girl could pass for Palin any day. Maybe that's who is really running for VP?

Nemesis said... [reply]

Um, Mom? Remember how I was the one who showed you that video? Not Jenny.


Jenny said... [reply]

HAHAHAHA! See, she thought it was me because her subconscious really loves me the most. Yessssss

Anonymous said... [reply]

So how was the PB&J? I loved them enough to get two in one day (and didn't eat anything else at the fair)! Where are you now working and how is the new job?

amyjane said... [reply]

Nemesis, I know your propensity for all things naughty, because I share your same way of thinking, so I thought I would share with you what being a "FLIRG" is all about. It turns out there is this guy in my office who is up-to-date and in the know about these things, so I showed him your video and he had no idea. So we went and asked our good friend GOOGLE what that meant. It turns out that it is an accronym that stands for the "First Lady Is Really Gay." So there you go. You probably already knew that, but just in case you didn't. I thought it was very funny.

the husband

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