You'd think after a year my sphincter would work better

Tomorrow the Tiny Dark Lord turns one.

Can't believe it. A year ago today I was in a labor & delivery room, chillin' on my birth ball, with absolutely no clue of the kind of fun I was about to have. Ah . . . memories.

Am trying to make him something resembling this cake for tomorrow's little cake & ice cream shindig. Annnnnd that's pretty much the end of my efforts. Except possibly there will be some white and blue balloons, although I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with them once I have them. Will have to consult Pinterest (while ignoring the sure-to-be-subsequent-impulse to go crazy overboard).

Tonight GH and I have tickets to go see the Celebration of Christmas concert at BYU. Last year we had to skip the Christmas festivities because of all the fun I was having at home on the couch with my baby, boobs, and bottom, so I'm excited. Am going to treat this like an actual date. The kind where you shower beforehand and put on makeup and do your nails and wipe the infant vomit off your shirt really thoroughly with a baby wipe.

Happy weekend, everybody!


Elsha said... [reply]

Happy birthday to the little cutie!

Liz Johnson said... [reply]

Happy Birthday to the TDL! And to you! Have fun on your date!

Loni & John said... [reply]

Remember that one time when you had the cutest baby on the planet? Yeah, that's still happening. Happy birthday to your Tiny Dark Lord! Can't wait to see pictures of him with cake all over his little cutie face. :)

annie (the annilygreen one) said... [reply]

congratulations on being a parent for one whole year and getting that cutie to his first birthday...job well done. i think parents deserve parties more than babies do. :) and because of that, don't let pinterest make you feel bad. just hang the balloons from the ceiling hanging down over the table. big drama with very little effort.

Bridget said... [reply]

I have to say, I love the title of this post.

Happy birthday to the little one!

emandtrev said... [reply]

I have to agree with Bridget on the title of this post. Classic Miss Nem. Happy Birthday to the darling TDL!

Science Teacher Mommy said... [reply]

So . . . what about your sphincter?

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