Get ready for a visual
Because I am currently jumping up and down while kicking my own butt in the manner of a deranged self-loathing cheerleader.
The weather pixie and her 50s sundress are not lying, folks. It is indeed 73--no, wait, 79 glorious Fahrenheit degrees outside. Wanna know where I am, though? I am in the computer lab working on a paper.
Wanna know where I could be? I could be at the flipping seaside right now. WR invited me because he's driving there to measure somebody's back garden or some junk for work. I said yes but then changed my mind because I needed to be responsible and productive today.
He's probably there right now, on the beach, burning himself bright pink.
Somebody kill me please.
And then this nasty lady told me not to eat my Reese's Peanut Butter cup in the computer lab. Does she even know how long it's been since I've had a Reese's Peanut Butter cup? I'm pretty sure she read my answer in my Glowing Red Eyes of Death, which probably burned holes into her skin.
Sigh . . . and now back to work. Maybe I'll go stick my head outside for a minute, just to torture myself.
I'm Steph, a librarian and mom of 3 (not sure how that happened). Let's chat books, food, Sumptuous Literary Adaptations, poop, knitting and maybe some crazy Mormon Feminism.
3 comments:
Meh- the seaside isn't what it's cracked up to be......dank British beaches, remember? Focus on the paper! Imagine how many good holidays you will be able to afford if you do this paper right, get a high result, and therefore a high-paying salary!!
See, you are still funny! (I'm trying to picture you as a deranged self-loathing cheerleader).
You just tell that lady to take a hike and that you are SO eating that Reese's. After all, there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.
Hey hey hey!
That sounds just like me for the last two weeks of semester. It was only nice in Rexburg for the second half of each of those two weeks. I spent all day inside doing homework, and didn't ever manage to get outside untill out 8pm. I then flew home to Alaska, where you watch the news and they get all excited when it doesn't get below feezing at night.
Who gives a crap that it doesn't freeze at night? I'm more concerned about not freezing all during the day!
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