Get ready for a visual

Because I am currently jumping up and down while kicking my own butt in the manner of a deranged self-loathing cheerleader.

The weather pixie and her 50s sundress are not lying, folks. It is indeed 73--no, wait, 79 glorious Fahrenheit degrees outside. Wanna know where I am, though? I am in the computer lab working on a paper.

Wanna know where I could be? I could be at the flipping seaside right now. WR invited me because he's driving there to measure somebody's back garden or some junk for work. I said yes but then changed my mind because I needed to be responsible and productive today.

He's probably there right now, on the beach, burning himself bright pink.

Somebody kill me please.

And then this nasty lady told me not to eat my Reese's Peanut Butter cup in the computer lab. Does she even know how long it's been since I've had a Reese's Peanut Butter cup? I'm pretty sure she read my answer in my Glowing Red Eyes of Death, which probably burned holes into her skin.

Sigh . . . and now back to work. Maybe I'll go stick my head outside for a minute, just to torture myself.


The Walrus said... [reply]

Meh- the seaside isn't what it's cracked up to be......dank British beaches, remember? Focus on the paper! Imagine how many good holidays you will be able to afford if you do this paper right, get a high result, and therefore a high-paying salary!!

kristen said... [reply]

See, you are still funny! (I'm trying to picture you as a deranged self-loathing cheerleader).

You just tell that lady to take a hike and that you are SO eating that Reese's. After all, there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.

CBH said... [reply]

Hey hey hey!
That sounds just like me for the last two weeks of semester. It was only nice in Rexburg for the second half of each of those two weeks. I spent all day inside doing homework, and didn't ever manage to get outside untill out 8pm. I then flew home to Alaska, where you watch the news and they get all excited when it doesn't get below feezing at night.

Who gives a crap that it doesn't freeze at night? I'm more concerned about not freezing all during the day!

Unmanagable said... [reply]

hey ebrybody.
It's been raining on and off this morning, but i am pretty sure it will clear up around 11, and we will surely hit the low 100's. Thats par for the course this week. Nemmy- I will pray to the global warming gods for you. How much does the ocean have to rise so you can have your beach?

Grumbee said... [reply]

Just for your information, right now is that perfect time of year in Utah as well: spring, 70's, you can smell the grass, blossoming trees, the mountains are still white, and everywhere people are falling in love for the first time...(sigh)...but not me. Dang it, I'm coming to England!

CoolMom said... [reply]

We're all ffreakin' ffreezin'!!!

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