I wanna be a supermodel
Here are the promised pics from the bowling-alley shoot. I liked the shirt, even if it did smell like cigarette smoke. The pants . . . I will probably not be wearing them again so much at all.
This is me and the Eyebrow of Death. And the shiny green Shoes of the Dance.
This is me possibly looking as though I have a flat bum and terrible posture. Only that's the magic of camera wizardry, because I have neither of those things, okay? My bum is cute. I do, however, have a stubby pinky, and even Ed's magic could not hide that.
You can see more of his photography, which I think is pretty much the best ever, at his website. If you can look at that first picture without yelping "PRECIOUS!" then you are stronger than I. Or possibly the goblins came in while you slept and replaced your heart with a piece of crumpled garbage.
I'm Steph, a librarian and mom of 3 (not sure how that happened). Let's chat books, food, Sumptuous Literary Adaptations, poop, knitting and maybe some crazy Mormon Feminism.
15 comments:
This one time when I was in the 9th grade I made a music video with my two friends to that song. Awesome. Also, you look hot. I love how your highlights match your outfit.
You are SO HOT. Although I'm sure that some PhotoShop can be done to take care of that freak pinky. It could be The Reason you're not married, you know.
(Oh, and I hate to say it, but you do look a little obese in that first picture. Just a tad. What's with mass obesity in America? You need to work some of that off.)
Why thank you, my sister. I too love how my highlights match my Value Village outfit.
Cicada, I think the right man would be able to over look one, or I dare say, two freak pinkies. However, even the right man could not overlook a raging case of obesity, as you rightfully point out. Will begin punishing exercise regime and eating disorder straight away.
Nice.......very hot! Have you considered 'America's Next Top Model'?
I want those green shoes please.
those are great pictures! so fun! I went and saw ed's portfolio--precious, precious kid pictures.
I don't know why you don't like your outfit. You do look pretty hot! Seeing those pics makes me kinda jealous. I wanna go bowling now!
Oh yeah, are you coming to visit Utah anytime soon???
Nice shoulders, baby! Will you go out with me? I think I have an extra helmet around here somewhere you could borrow. We could take a ride up that mountain to the snow line and make out.
I did it!!!! I looked and I didn't yelp "precious!" But my lips scrunched up and my eyes filled with tears, so I am certain my heart is not frozen completely solid.
Nem, you really don't want those pants? Can have 'em?
I wrote a blog:)
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Steph for her willingness and cooperation during the photo shoot.
She willingly danced on the table like a monkey while my assistant threw french fries at her. No, those pics are not for sale.
She was definately a good sport.
Ed
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How long till the creepy Guatamalans find this post, I wonder.
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