9.29.2008

Employment: it's a better way to live

Was offered a real-live full-time child-torturing library job today! Thanks to everyone for visualizing success.

Things I am now looking forward to:

A budget that doesn't make my right eye twitch
Being the boss of stuff again (not to be confused with the King of Town--I'll have to work my way back up to that one)
Job security, unless I suck and get fired. Or if they decide to take that $700 billion out of libraries.
A hair cut and highlights
Hooker boots
Building food storage for when the economy goes belly-up so I don't have to eat my hooker boots
Saving money for a "house" (read: trip to Hawaii)
Only working every other Friday
Only working every other Saturday
No more sleeping in
No more waking up thinking, "Oh man, we're going to starve and die . . ."
Paying taxes
Resuming student loan payments
Serving The Public

Anyway, yay for jobs, though!

14 comments:

Spitfire said... [reply]

Yay! I am proud of you. Maybe one day I'll get a real job, too. Not that anybody's counting but I only 2 more years and 7 months left of school!

CoolBoy said... [reply]

Hey Spitfire, me too! But that's only if I can survive in the meantime. Fortunately, I'm technically employed by the church. They won't be running out of money to pay me once the economy crashes. And once it does: investment time, baby! My portfolio's going to look great in 40 years...if there is a stock market in 40 years.

coolmom said... [reply]

Megan, don't you have a real job? I'd call busting criminals pretty real.

Coolboy, if I were you I'd put my $$ under my mattress.

taturner said... [reply]

Way to go! It's so refreshing to see people excited about working. Now if we can only convince those other Americans that stand in line at the welfare counters...

taturner said... [reply]

BTW, love that you have "hooker boots" on your list!

cooldad said... [reply]

Congrats on the job. You are now back on the track of world domination

Kelly said... [reply]

Yay!

Science Teacher Mommy said... [reply]

I too am a fan of hooker boots. Oh, and food.

N.F. said... [reply]

What color will your hooker boots be?

chosha said... [reply]

But you still get to cut out shapes, right?

:) Congrats!

Stephanie said... [reply]

good jorb on your job

Natalie said... [reply]

Congratulations abound - the job, the highlights and the hooker boots.

Life is good!

EmAndTrev said... [reply]

Yay, congratulations!! Love having food to eat--and not having to eat the hooker boots.

Nells-Bells said... [reply]

Congrats on the job!! Success is granted. ;)

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