This afternoon I took a lemon out of my fruit bowl. I cut it in half and squeezed that half over my toilet bowl along with Borax, as per this recipe. My toilet now looks and smells beautiful. (I did have to scrub it, though.)
Then I took that same piece of lemon, put it in a cup of water and ran it in my disgusting, crusty microwave for 3 minutes just like Carina told me to. I wiped the microwave out and it looks beautiful.
And that, Charlie Sheen, is what we actually call winning.
Poured the hot water and lemon down the sink and ran the disposal so now my sink is all lovely-smelling. No old pieces of fish here, thank you. Except it turns out that there was a plastic baby bottle lid down there that I didn't know about, so that dampened my winning just a bit.
Anybody else do anything today that deserves a pat on the back?