This kid coerced me into feeding him half a can of black olives yesterday. He did this by trying to say the word "olive" and then by putting the olives on his little fingertips before eating them. Also by crying.
Today I am scraping an unholy version of tapenade off all of his parts every couple of hours.
Do NOT ruin tapenade for me, kid. Do not.
Grossest thing you've ever had to wipe of somebody's butt, friends? Any takers?