I believe Goldilocks said it best

When she said, "I close my eyes now and all I see are boobs." I´m sure some of my male readership will already identify strongly with this statement, but it´s a new experience for me.

This will have to be quick, but as my sister reported, I am currently living in a sea of breasts. Just about everyone but Goldilocks and I are topless. All the time, everywhere. People look funny at US for wearing one-piece bathing suits! It´s mostly the middle-aged overweight ladies but there are also some young implant-sporting nymphs as well.

And now I´m out of time at this Internet cafe, but I just wanted to report that, on account of I can´t even believe people were warning me about timeshare salespeople instead of warning me to watch out for flying boobies.

That is all. The rest of Gran Canaria is gorgeous and fabulous and sunny and I´m doing by best to avoid skin cancer, even if it does mean that I will be the same pale slug when I get back that I was when I left.


Cicada said... [reply]

Make sure you take lots of pictures of your vacation!


CBH said... [reply]

Haha, nice one cicada.

I never expected to laugh so much at the term "Flying boobies"

The Walrus said... [reply]

I still can't believe no-one warned you. Hehehe

Desmama said... [reply]

And that may be one small reason that many sister missionaries are sent to the Canaries.

FoxyJ said... [reply]

In Spain I always cringed when people wanted to show us their vacation pictures. Inevitably they would feature the man in one of those little Euro Speedos and the woman in a topless suit. I didn't want to get to know anyone that well!

Th. said... [reply]



My sister was a missionary in the Canarys and she never mentined this at all!

chosha said... [reply]

I think I'd rather have the tan lines.

kristen said... [reply]

I just don't understand why anyone would want to wander around topless (unless maybe you're Paris Hilton or something).

Just close your eyes :)

The McCulloch Family said... [reply]

Can you imagine the horrible sunburn? Ow.

The Walrus said... [reply]

That reminds me of a story I heard of a guy who fell asleep in the sun on a nudist beach...

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