Me: Just mopped the kitchen and vacuumed the carpet. No way could you be having more fun than me!
Him: I'm in the Twilight panel. So think again.
The man has a fair point, but I bet the building he's in has air conditioning. Our house doesn't. So BOOM. In your face, nerd!
The reason he is at this moment watching exclusive footage from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn--Part 2 (holy cow that was a mouthful) is because he needed to snag a spot in that room for all the other stuff that he does want to see. Except I bet with all the women in attendance it probably smells better in there now than it will later. Some of those costumes people show up in don't really breathe, you know?