Subject: My phone went through the wash
Hello, friends and family.
Went in to check on my not-napping baby this morning to find that he had removed his poopy diaper for me. I put his bedding in the wash along with my bathrobe, which had my cell phone in its pocket.
Am going out to buy a new phone today. Will you please give me your phone numbers?
So yeah. It's kind of been one of those weeks. (Again.) Some of you will be receiving your version of this email soon, unless you decide to just take pity and email me your phone numbers now. Or text them, since I do have a working phone again.
The Tiny Dark Lord, though, did prove yesterday that he has some sense of self-preservation, because he was incredibly darling during the Crusty Poop Removal Bath. This adorable Colonel Sanders photo was taken while my phone swished merrily through the wash cycle.