Email I had to send out yesterday
Subject: My phone went through the wash
Hello, friends and family.
Went in to check on my not-napping baby this morning to find that he had removed his poopy diaper for me. I put his bedding in the wash along with my bathrobe, which had my cell phone in its pocket.
Am going out to buy a new phone today. Will you please give me your phone numbers?
So yeah. It's kind of been one of those weeks. (Again.) Some of you will be receiving your version of this email soon, unless you decide to just take pity and email me your phone numbers now. Or text them, since I do have a working phone again.
The Tiny Dark Lord, though, did prove yesterday that he has some sense of self-preservation, because he was incredibly darling during the Crusty Poop Removal Bath. This adorable Colonel Sanders photo was taken while my phone swished merrily through the wash cycle.
I'm Steph, a librarian and mom of 3 (not sure how that happened). Let's chat books, food, Sumptuous Literary Adaptations, poop, knitting and maybe some crazy Mormon Feminism.
3 comments:
There's a reason God made kids so dang cute.
Once upon a time my nephew threw my sister's quad in the toilet. Let's just say her scriptures never recovered from that, but she was stuck with them for awhile due to not enough funds for a new set.
I think my cute adorable little niece threw my brother's cell phone in the toilet not too long ago. It's a good thing she's so stinkin' cute.
Glad you got a new phone. ;-0
He's so cute! If it makes you feel any better, I lost my phone during a toddler meltdown at the airport this week. Can't wait to see you tomorrow!
my phone has gotten wet and ruined TWICE in the past couple months. i still sometimes get texts from numbers i haven't recovered, and they're always confusing. or creepy like the one i got that said, "i hear you're taking you're baby with you to salt lake." it was my friend, but how do you respond to that when you have no idea who it's from?? anyway...sorry about your phone. not sorry that your baby is so cute. :)
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